"-Lord, I have a problem.
-What's the problem, Eve?
-I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy.
-And why is that Eve?
-Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.
-Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
-Man? What is that Lord?
-A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all
in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will
like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won\'t be as smart as you,
so he will also need your advice to think properly.
-Sounds great,- says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, -but what's the
catch Lord?
-Well.....you can have him on one condition.
-And what's that Lord?
-As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have
to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little
secret........you know, woman to woman."